It's the year 2106, and major coastal cities around the world are underwater.

In the US and Canada, Miami, Jacksonville, Tampa/St. Petersburg, New Orleans, Houston, most of New Jersey, New York City, Boston, San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Oakland , Vancouver, and Quebec City are largely if not completely abandoned. Portland and Philadelphia are now much closer to the coast. Seattle, Baltimore, and Washington manage to survive, although their situations are quite tenuous. Cities on the Great Lakes also hang on.

With a massive population shift not seen since Hurricane Katrina, North America's sports teams are sent scrambling as well. Where do they land? (Assume none of the big four have expanded beyond 32 teams.)

NBA
Atlantic - Philadelphia, Buffalo (LA Clippers), Syracuse (NJ Nets), Washington, Toronto
Southeast - Orlando, Louisville (Boston), Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville (Miami)
Central - Indiana, Milwaukee, Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland
Southwest - Dallas, San Antonio, Austin (Houston), Oklahoma City (New Orleans), Memphis
Pacific - Seattle, Portland, Sacramento, Phoenix, Las Vegas (LA Lakers)
Northwest - Utah, Denver, Minnesota, St. Louis (NY Knicks), Kansas City (Golden State)

NFL
AFC South - Tennessee, Louisville (Miami), Austin (Houston), Birmingham (Jacksonville)
AFC East - Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, New England (moves to Vermont)
AFC North - Cleveland, Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Toronto (NY Jets)
AFC West - Denver, Sacramento (Oakland), Utah (San Diego), Kansas City
NFC South - Memphis (NY Giants), San Antonio (New Orleans), Atlanta, Orlando (Tampa Bay)
NFC East - Philadelphia, Washington, Carolina, Detroit
NFC West - Arizona, Las Vegas (San Francisco), Seattle, Dallas
NFC North - Minnesota, Green Bay, Chicago, St. Louis

MLB
AL West - Seattle, Las Vegas (LA Angels), Portland (Oakland), Texas
AL Central - Minnesota, Chicago White Sox, Cleveland, Kansas City, Detroit
AL East - Toronto, NY Yankees, Charlotte (Tampa Bay), Baltimore, Montreal (Boston)
NL West - Sacramento (San Francisco), Utah (LA Dodgers), Calgary (San Diego), Arizona, Colorado
NL Central - St. Louis, Chicago Cubs, Cinicinnati, Indiana (Florida), Milwaukee, Omaha (Houston)
NL East - Atlanta, Buffalo (NY Mets), Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Washington

NHL
Pacific - Dallas, Edmonton, Calgary, Phoenix, Colorado
Northwest - Minnesota, Winnipeg (Vancouver), St. Louis, Kansas City (San Jose), Saskatchewan (Anaheim)
Central - Detroit, Cleveland (NY Rangers), Columbus, Chicago, Indianapolis (Los Angeles)
Southeast - Atlanta, Carolina, Orlando (Tampa Bay), Virginia (Florida moves to Richmond), Nashville
Atlantic - Philadelphia, New England (Boston moves to Springfield, MA), Washington, Montreal, Ottawa
Northeast - Buffalo, Toronto, Syracuse (NY Islanders), Pittsburgh, Hershey (New Jersey)