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On behalf of animal rights activists everywhere, and on the grounds of sacred PC correctness, I protest on behalf of all unfairly caricaturized, stigmatized, and innacurately depicted badgers, gophers, wolverines, cougars, yellow jackets, tigers, terrapins, wildcats, horned toads, longhorns, razorbacks, rams, and buffalos everywhere...
And on behalf of all sooners, jayhawks, cornhuskers, and buckeyes, I would demand equal time and consideration for laters, jilldoves, wheatthreshers, and chestnut fans everywhere.
And on behalf of Greeks, I demand equal time from the Trojans, and on behalf of the same, equal time for the Athenians from the warlike Spartans...
And because of those darn nasty Crimson Tides, I demand equal time for Crystal Clear Ebbs.
And for all the forgotten and noble Indian tribes that have not yet been represented by the likes of Utes, Illini, Chippewas, Seminoles, etc. I demand equal representation among the councils of the noble Indian mascots....
And last, but not least, I demand that Hoyas and Hokies be allowed to switch school mascots every five years between themselves, just to equallize any unfavorable connotation the name might engender to any offended person, wherever or whomever he, she, or it might be...
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Great post Javaman!!! BTW, are you going to protest on the behalf of unfairly caricaturized, stigmatized, and inaccurately depicted bulldogs everywhere as well. ;)